Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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