Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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