Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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