Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Including himself.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Chuck Norris installed iTunes... in Blackberry!
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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