Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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