Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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