Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.