Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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