Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.