Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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