Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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When chuck Norris was in school, he made his PE teacher run laps.
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