Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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