Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.