Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common?
A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris is so tough, that he doesn't get a workout from the weights,they get a workout from him.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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