Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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