Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.