Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.