Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.