Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.