Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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