Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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