Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares. Actually he can also blow your face.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!