Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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