Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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