Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.