Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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