Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.