Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights. His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.