Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition.
This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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