Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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