Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.