Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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