Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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