Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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