Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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