Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.