Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.