Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.