Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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