Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Chuck Norris can travel back in time into the future.
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.