Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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