Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion? Answer - neither, Chuck Norris would beat them both with a single round-house-kick.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.