Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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