Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."