Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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