Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.