Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.