Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
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