How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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