How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris can fold airplanes into paper.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.