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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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