Joke #5912

How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Vote:
has 53.46 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Vote:
has 34.13 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart, weather
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
Vote:
has 72.17 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Vote:
has 40.80 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Vote:
has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Vote:
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Vote:
has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris