How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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