Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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She's crying
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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