Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.