Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
The 21st century: Deleting history is more important than making it.