Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.