Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic."
Priest: "I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war."
Elderly Man: "I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed."
Priest: "That's not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive."
Elderly Man: "Should I tell him the war is over?"
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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