The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth.
Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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They have traced the Gay Gene all the way back to the time of the Dinosaurs.
They found two distinct species.
They have named them Lickalotapus and Megasoreass.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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