The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.