Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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The Matrix is a game on Chuck Norris' PS3.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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