Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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We know it today as Death Valley.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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