Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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