Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.