Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris