Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.