Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured.
It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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