Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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