Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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