Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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