Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.