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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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