Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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