Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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