For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.