Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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