Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.