Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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