Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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