Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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