If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.