Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.