Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.