Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
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