Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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