Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.