Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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He answered: "Where?"
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He actually does it.
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Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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