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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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