Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.