Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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It's now known as the moon
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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