Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.