Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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