Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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