Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.