Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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