Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.