Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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