Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
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Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?"
Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
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