Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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