Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...