Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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