Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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The names 'Adam and Eve' were simply coverups.
They were really Chuck and Norris.
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