Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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