Joke #6086

Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Vote:
has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Vote:
has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Vote:
has 84.73 % from 434 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Vote:
has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Vote:
has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Vote:
has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, sex, time, women
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Vote:
has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Vote:
has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris