Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.