Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday.
Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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