Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris walked into a bar. "OUCH!" said the bar.
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.