Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.