Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past. He has never made any mistakes.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam. Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.