Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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