Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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