Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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