Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.