Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Lehman Brothers owed Chuck Norris a fiver.
When he asked for payback, well, you know the rest.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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