Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas.
He just hired Chuck Norris.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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