Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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He had real bears.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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