Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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