Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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