Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
Chuck Norris can walk on water..,he's not God...the water is just afraid of getting him wet.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.