Joke #8435

Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.

When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.

Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.

If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.

Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.

Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.

Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.

One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.

Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.