Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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