Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
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