Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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