Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat , he dosn't hit water...
That's because Chuck Norris would never fall out of a boat it the first place.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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