Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks. No one finished it. Why? Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick. It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.