Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.