Joke #5927

Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Vote:
has 76.44 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris can mute silence.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
Vote:
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook, internet, technology
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Vote:
has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Vote:
has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, sport
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Vote:
has 61.90 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Vote:
has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Vote:
has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 79.10 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris