Joke #5927

Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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