Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.