Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.