Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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