Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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