Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.