Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.