You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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No one finished it.
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Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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