You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Vote:
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Vote:
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Vote:
Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Vote:
