You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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