Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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