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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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