Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car...
The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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