Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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