Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.