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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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