Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.