Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris donated his heart to a hospital... twice.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.