Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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