Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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