Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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