Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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