There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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