There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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