There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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