There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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