There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.