There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.