Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
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