Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.