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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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