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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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