Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.