Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.