Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.