Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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