Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn... Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.