Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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