Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.