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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
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