Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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