Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics... In the summer.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.