Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean.
The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves.
He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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