Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Twice.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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