Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.