Joke #6191

Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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