Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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