Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
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