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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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