Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
The song Santa Claus is Coming To Town was originaly called Chuck Norris is Coming To Town. They changed it so the children wouldn't live in fear.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.