Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.