Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
Chuck Norris is a fact.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.