Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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