Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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