Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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