Joke #10844

Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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