Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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