Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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