Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.