Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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If Chuck Norris drinks too much, he doesn't throw up, he throws down!
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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