Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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