Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.