Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it.
He commands it to enter his mouth.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris has his own protien powder.
The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
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