Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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