Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
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