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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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