Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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