Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
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Wagner is really Chuck Norris!
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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