Joke #8732

Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Vote:
has 75.60 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
Vote:
has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Vote:
has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Vote:
has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Vote:
has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Vote:
has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
Vote:
has 25.67 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Vote:
has 51.63 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
Vote:
has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, internet, technology
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
Vote:
has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris