Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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