Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris' phone never auto corrects him.
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Chuck Norris can rotate text in MS Paint.
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Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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