Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.