Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.