Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong
Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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