Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face.
Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men.
The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons.
Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face.
There is only one King.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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