Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common? A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris can say never.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris once made an omelette from a Fabergé egg.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.