Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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In the summer.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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