Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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