Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Underneath China it says "Made in Chuck Norris".
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!