Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.