Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...