Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington.
Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over."
Those children were the dinosaurs.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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