Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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