Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
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