Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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