Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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