Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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