Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed
calls.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
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