Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris broke the law once.
It still isn’t fixed.
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It just doesn't happen.
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If you use Chuck Norris in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, you automatically win.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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