Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.