Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so.
He remind him of Trivette...
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Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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