Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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