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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat. He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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