Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic