Joke #6263

There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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