There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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