There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.