There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.