There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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