There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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