There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
When the President pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's cell phone rings.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.