There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Everybody knows that Chuck Norris can't shoot a bow even though he got 5 bullseyes in a row.
The only reason he got the bullseye is that his arrows know better than to miss.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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