There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.