There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.