The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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