The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris named his parents.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.