The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.