The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.