The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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