The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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