The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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