The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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