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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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