The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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