You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out.
Then the ball hits you.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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