Joke #9576

You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
Vote:
has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, hunting
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Vote:
has 52.42 % from 122 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
Vote:
has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 80.71 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Vote:
has 29.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fat, health, kids
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris