You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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