You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer.
You will score a 1600.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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