You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT.
He got a perfect score.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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