You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.