You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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