You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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