You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'