You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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When Chuck Norris throws a throwing knife, the knife doesn't kill his victim, the force of the air did.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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