You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris is the reason you turn a light on when you enter a room.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
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