You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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