You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.