You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
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Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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