Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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CNN was originally created as the "Chuck Norris Network" to update Americans with on-the-spot ass kicking in real-time.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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