Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time.
He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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Chuck Norris bunked school one day.
Till today that day is known as Sunday.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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