Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Q: What's the easiest way to a persons heart?
A: Chuck Norris' fist
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