Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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