Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee. He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.