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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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