Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.