Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow.
No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.
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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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