When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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