When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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