When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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