When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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His foot.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
Chuck Norris jumped off a building once.
The ground didn't make it.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.