When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you. When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.