When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47