When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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