When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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