When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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