Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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