Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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