Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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