Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.