Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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