Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''