Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.