Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods.
He is now known as Shrek.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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