Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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