Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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ChuckNorris.com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
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When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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