Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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