Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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