Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!