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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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