The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Nails wish they were as tough as Chuck Norris.
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.