The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king