The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris once shaved his beard.
People now call it Bigfoot.
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While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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