The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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