The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.