The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction.
He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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