The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.