The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.