The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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