Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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