Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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