Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris. He is now known as Harry Potter.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
“The Day the Earth Stood Still” is based off the one day in Earth’s history when Chuck Norris slept.
Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.