Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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