Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cry.
His eyes sweat.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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