Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris was the image used for Papa Smurf.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.