Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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