Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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