When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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