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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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