When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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Chuck Norris used to be a soccer referee.
He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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