When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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Chuck Norris can Moonwalk on the Sun.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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