When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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