When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."