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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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