When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.