When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.