Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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