Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.