Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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