Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.