Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
We ask the president to make laws. The president asks Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.