Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken.
It´s Chuck Norris´s leg.
He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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