Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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