Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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