Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Q: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmovable object?
A: Chuck Norris is clapping.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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