Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris can Do Mental Math on Paper.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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