Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible.
He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet.
Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate.
It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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