Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Eminem says "I'm not afraid". Chuck Norris says "I love the way you lie"
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.