Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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