Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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So Justin Bieber was created.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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