Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
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