Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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