Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars. He was the force.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.