Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party".
Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris...
He is hunting them!
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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