Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon.
After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon.
It was a tough choice...
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee.
Except Chuck Norris.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook...
No one's his friend.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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