Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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How far can you spit.
Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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