If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.