If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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