If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him.
That man was Stephen Hawking.
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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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