If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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