If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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