If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Vote:
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Vote:
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
Vote:
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Vote:
It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Vote: