If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.