If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
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Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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