If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.