If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.