If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris doesn't celebrate Xmas, Xmas celebrates Chuck Norris.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.