Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer.
Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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