Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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