Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote. He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.