Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.