Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard.
There is only another fist.
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