Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.