Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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