Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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