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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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The president of the USA lives in the White House. Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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