Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.