Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!