Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris won the World Horseshoe Pitching Contest while they were still attached to a Clydesdale.
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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