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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc. The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
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