Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!