Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris cleans his teeth with a dentists drill.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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