Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Chuck Norris gave Black Ops a thumbs up and people at Microsoft a roundhouse kick in the face. Suck it Microsoft.
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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