Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.