Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.