Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces.
So too has his boot.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to.
He knows CPR.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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