Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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