Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.