Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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