Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris wins every political campaign, but politely declines the jobs.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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