Joke #6496

Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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