Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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There's an order to the universe: space, time, Chuck Norris...
Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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