Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack. His heart is too smart to not attack him.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.