Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime.
Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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