Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris doesn't beat around the bush, he beats up the bush.
Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
The reason Tom Cruise runs in all his movies is because he's running the hell away from Chuck Norris.