Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't just bring home the bacon, he brings home the whole pig.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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