Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.