Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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