Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.