Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.