Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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