Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard. When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.