Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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