Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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