Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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