Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris can dunk a basketball using his feet.
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The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week.
The man was missing for four and a half years.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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