Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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