Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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