The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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When God said "Let there be light!", Chuck Norris said "Only for half the day."
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