The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.