The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!