The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris thinks that anyone who can't survive cranial impact with a steam hammer simply isn't making an effort.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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