The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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