The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win.
But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord.
He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Freds voice is high because Chuck Norris kicked him in the nuts.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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