The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.