The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices.
But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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