The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris killed Heath Ledger... nobody ruins the image of cowboys and lives.
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Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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