The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris... Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.