Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
When Bruce Banner's angry he turn into the Hulk. When the Hulk's angry he turns into Chuck Norris
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"