Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.