Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.