Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall. This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.