When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away. 
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He uses a lion.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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