When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.