When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away. 
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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