When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris can play a PS3 with a Super Nintendo controller, and it works!
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
How far can you spit. Try to beat Chuck Norris if you ask how far can he spit, at night look at the moon and don't wonder from were the craters come.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.