When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."