When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away. 
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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