When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away. 
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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