In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.