Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris is the reason Dorothy must follow the yellow brick road.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids. The results came back positive. When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.