Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii