Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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