Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D.
There where no survivors.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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