Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris once won a Scrabble tournament despite getting only Z's and Q's in his rack.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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