Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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Chuck Norris doesn't try to find clowns they try to find him.
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