Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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