Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Chuck Norris doesn't vote.
He elects!
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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I challenged Chuck Norris once.
He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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