Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.