Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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