Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Global warming is the result of Chuck Norris getting mad.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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