Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged.
He holds up the phone and money falls out.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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