Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.