Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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