Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph.
Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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