Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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