Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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