Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Note to self:
Don’t be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired.
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