Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of bullets, bullets run out of Norrises.
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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